World Gone Sideways: Bedsore Recovery Turns Life Topsy-Tervy

I ruptured my hull.

I done sprung a pressure sore down there, on my business end. Actually not a pressure sore, it’s a pressure “sort of”: started with a tiny cut, a fissure in the skin. When we found it I stayed in bed the whole next day, that’s how seriously I took it, and in the morning it looked safe to sail again. I kept my sails trimmed, lying back frequently in my wheelchair to take pressure off, and everything was cool.

But the next morning, we were taking on water. The split had splat. The cut had widened into … well, you don’t need the details. But now it was a thing, with its own address. It had set up shop.

For a wheelchair user this is a code red. We do our best work on our asses. Some of us even are asses. Getting a wound there would be something like a nondisabled person stepping on a nail or broken bottle, except a wheelchair user doesn’t have a second, uninjured ass he can still get around on with a crutch for a couple of weeks.

Unless you’re lucky, these things heal slow, so I’ve been in bed since last week. Once I spent the better part of a summer in bed, biding my time. When I finally made my way out of the house in late August, the bluest sky in history was out there waiting for me, blUing its ever-lovin’ top off, right above my head. Heavenly days!

But back to the here and now. In true Texas fashion, where we go bigger and more catastrophic than anyplace else, my lovely wife tripped while she was walking the critter, and landed hard on her shoulder. The urgent care center said nothing had broken or ruptured, so she’s been going around doing everything, including the caregiving, with one arm. Baby’s still got chops, but does em at half-speed.

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A couple of weeks in, we’re generally on the mend but it’s slow going. Mary Anne is the quickest of studies, learning how to do everything one-handed, and taking more breaks through the day. She has new respect for our friend Judy, who was born with half an arm. “How ever does she put on her bra?” Judy loved that.

I am lying on my side now writing you this. And we can't get the laptop computer to lie at the same angle as my face, so it's … weird. My world is tilted, like the bad guys' hideouts in the Batman TV show.

Mary Anne made some fried rice, zapped up with sambal oelek pepper paste from Indonesia. Sitting on a stool, she feeds us the spicy rice as I lie capsized in bed. It’s at once pathetic and more romantic than our first date together, which was 35 years and 10 days ago.

But we’ll survive and rise again, like we’ve done before, then, down the line, stumble into another breakdown, so that we can rise again from that one. The waves they go up and down, but always they carry us forward. Anchors aweigh.